
They’re baaaaack. In case you missed the announcement, Arctic Monkeys will headline Glastonbury Festival this year — 28 June, Friday.
Also, how great is this lineup?

They’re baaaaack. In case you missed the announcement, Arctic Monkeys will headline Glastonbury Festival this year — 28 June, Friday.
Also, how great is this lineup?
Alex Turner to appear on new QOTSA album
Well, this album just keeps getting bigger and bigger. With Dave Grohl contributing to the drums and the likes of Elton John, Jake Shears and Trent Reznor having already confirmed their involvement, now Sheffield’s golden boy has joined the ranks to appear on ‘…Like Clockwork’. Wow. This album is going to be huuuuuuuuuuuuge.
Wicked.
Looks like we’ll have this once again: Miles Kane will support Arctic Monkeys on their performances in Italy
Alright, the American festival dates are trickling in: Arctic Monkeys are set to perform at the Sasquatch! Festival on May 2013.
Sideshows will be announced tomorrow. And so it begins for America…
Those tickets go on sale Saturday, so I expect a gig announcement any day now. You smell that? It’s the sweet aroma of an Arctic Monkeys tour
If you’re missing out on the context of this, Songkick & Ticketmaster has an AM show in Colorado listed. America 2013, then?

It really is happening: Arctic Monkeys to headline Benicassim 2013
18-21 July. Sort your tickets here.

Arctic Monkeys for Benicassim 2013
NOTE: still UNconfirmed but if this isn’t legit it’d be the most reasonable/boring hoax ever.
I believe it as close to 100% as possible without actual confirmation. Go buy your tickets
Again, still unconfirmed.
BUT. Europe in the summer is sounding better and better every passing day…
seriously though. if that’s a fake, then i pity the sorry bastard who took the time to do it. he either dropped out of Hoax School or somehow failed to learn (what i assume is) the golden rule of hoaxing: Make It Interesting or Make It Controversial
i just sat here for 5 minutes trying to imagine ways that this (if fake) could be less interesting or less controversial… and failed miserably. can’t do it. know what?
fuck it, i’m confirming it. boom.
and here’s the inevitable NME blurb
UNOFFICIAL FAN TWITTER ACCOUNT ARCTICMONKEYSUS UNOFFICIALLY CONFIRMS UNCONFIRMED FESTIVAL APPEARANCE, COULD POSSIBLY BE A LIAR
and the inevitable followup NME blurb for good measure
MATT HELDERS’ OFFICIAL MUM OFFICIALLY CONFIRMS PREVIOUSLY UNHEARD OF FESTIVAL APPEARANCE, ISN’T A LIAR
SEXY UPDATE: this flyer is the real thing. Arctic Monkeys will headline for Benicassim 2013 🍹
boom boom pow
Alright, can anyone spare a couch for me to crash this summer? Festival hopping doesn’t sound so bad.

Arctic Monkeys for Benicassim 2013
NOTE: still UNconfirmed but if this isn’t legit it’d be the most reasonable/boring hoax ever.
I believe it as close to 100% as possible without actual confirmation. Go buy your tickets
Again, still unconfirmed.
BUT. Europe in the summer is sounding better and better every passing day…
They are indeed! Slowly filling spots in the European festival circuit… not too long now til more dates.